i need to put that up here at some point.
it's just i've been waiting for exactly the right time.
I was looking at this guide to calming down a spooked camel and noted that three out of the five instructions are basically: "hold onto the camel". The other two instructions are basically "get off of the camel." They appear in this order:
1. Hold onto the camel.
2. Hold onto the camel.
3. Try to get off of the camel.
4. Hold onto the camel.
5. Try to get off of the camel.