Tuesday, September 16, 2008


My Day.

Step 1: Decide I don't want to argue with anyone.

Step 2: Endure those who want to make up an argument anyway.

Step 3: Get dragged into an argument over arguing itself by repeatedly trying to not argue with those who insist on arguing.

Step 4: Leave argument without further response, go to birthday party.

Step 5 Enjoy birthday party, say hi to old friends.

Step 6: Return home to notice more arguing has been left for me.

Step 7: Ask politely to be left alone.

Step 8: Wait quietly for arguing to inevitably continue.

Step 9: Wait to be told by Important People observing that I argue too much.

Step 10: Breakfast.

Step 11: Fail to be surprised when Important People are fired for arguing all the time and becoming a nationwide embarrassment.

Step 12: Repeat.