My Day.
Step 1: Decide I don't want to argue with anyone.
Step 2: Endure those who want to make up an argument anyway.
Step 3: Get dragged into an argument over arguing itself by repeatedly trying to not argue with those who insist on arguing.
Step 4: Leave argument without further response, go to birthday party.
Step 5 Enjoy birthday party, say hi to old friends.
Step 6: Return home to notice more arguing has been left for me.
Step 7: Ask politely to be left alone.
Step 8: Wait quietly for arguing to inevitably continue.
Step 9: Wait to be told by Important People observing that I argue too much.
Step 10: Breakfast.
Step 11: Fail to be surprised when Important People are fired for arguing all the time and becoming a nationwide embarrassment.
Step 12: Repeat.
